- You’ve considered weird boob-growing methods. I remember coming across a tablet on the internet that promised to increase my breast size by 2 cup sizes. Needless to say after 6 months and my bank account £140 lighter my breast is exactly the same size. I also tried creams but I just ended up with a rash.
- The sex move that involves your man putting his penis between your breasts is absolutely out of the question. Well I guess this means you don’t have to worry about the risk of being shot in the face by semen as he climaxes.
- Buying sexy lingerie is huge chore because for some reason they only have women with large breasts in mind when they make them. Somebody should complain because I'm sure this is discrimination on some level.
- Finding a sexy swimwear is near impossible because for some reason your little cherries look even smaller in them especially when wet.
- You thank God daily for the invention of the push up bra and the gel bra because it puts the word cleavage in your dictionary and it ensures your girls get some attention.
- You were told that after childbirth your girls will grow and that was true for some time but they didn't tell you about the other part, breastfeeding, after which your once full voluptuous pregnancy breast that looked like melons become small lemons.
- You can’t stop staring at other women’s boobies’ and you often have to fight the urge to cup-a-feel once or twice.
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