1. You have two doors in your Vajayjay. So you can get pregnant even if you pee immediately after sex. You do not pee from the same opening you
have sex with. However it is important to wee just after sex to reduce the risk
of a urinary tract infection.
2. Crocodile poo used to be used as contraception. Eewww!! but I suspect
it would have been very effective as the use of poo, crocodile or not, will put
anyone off sex altogether. I would put a disclaimer advising you not to try this at home but where in the world will you get crocodile poo from in Nigeria.
3. Washing the vagina with Coca Cola or vinegar after unprotected sex
will not prevent pregnancy but might give the woman an infection and she might
still get pregnant. Just stop being cheap and take the morning after pill or
better still don’t have unprotected if you don’t want to make a baby. If you
are not on the pill or coil then make sure to take an umbrella whenever you go
out in the rain in other words use a condom.
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5. Ejaculated sperm can live up to 5 days in the female body and might
even be able fertilise an egg.
6. HIV is not the only incurable STD. Herpes and HPV (human papilloma
virus) are also incurable.
7. STDs like HPV, gonorrhoea, syphillis, herpes and hepatitis b can be
transmitted via oral and anal sex as well as vaginal sex.
8. Every second counts. A woman's orgasm can last a couple of seconds
longer than a man's which lasts between 10-15 seconds. Yes it's only a few
seconds more but when it comes climaxing every second you remain in cloud nine
freaking counts.
9. Semen contains calories. I personally wouldn't swallow sperm but some
of y'all do and that's fine but if you're on a diet you might want to
reconsider because each teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. It’s not a lot, I
know, but worth knowing.
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