Planning a trip to London? Cut out the overpriced,
underwhelming bits with tips from a local. Anyone who visits London for the
first time usually comes with a checklist of sights to see. London Bridge, Piccadilly
Circus, Leicester Square, Oxford Circus, The Shard, and the London Eye are
always high on it but as a resident of London I can tell you, you have to lower
your expectations a little otherwise you’ll be sorely disappointed. Below, my
list of the most overrated attractions in town.
1.
Leicester Square
I
get the attraction of Piccadilly Circus, the lights and the buzz and likewise
that of Oxford Circus, the shops hmmmm so many shops, but Leicester Square?
Essentially, you're lining up for 40 minutes in the freezing cold (depending on
time of year but some summer nights can get a bit chilly especially for those
coming from Africa) to spend £12 on a cinema ticket and £7 on a bucket of
popcorn. Chances are the cinema will be full as well so getting a prime seat
might not be possible. There's a park in the middle of the square that's
flooded with pigeons, while around the edges are overpriced, underwhelming
restaurants. My advice, just go to and see it so you check it off your list but go to a cinema and/or
restaurant closer to you, the ticket and food will be cheaper, the queues shorter,
less tourists and you’re less likely to experience drunk and disorderly behaviour.
2.
Eating in Chinatown
Every
major city has a Chinatown, and London's isn't so special that it deserves a
proper pilgrimage. If you're looking for good Chinese food, try Fortune Inn in
Barking east London. Their special fried rice is amazing especially when you
tell them to make it hot. Your food will taste better and cost far less and
you’ll escape the tourists.
3.
The O2 Arena
The
Millennium Dome was a must-visit right through the year 2000, then it sort of
became redundant. Now known as the O2 Arena, it's really only worth visiting
for a concert. It takes a mission to get there, the journey there is quite
awkward, it's full of overly excited teenagers and tipsy adults, and the dining
options are largely overpriced fast food.
4.
View from The Shard
The
Shard is quite the spectacle, dominant in the London skyline, so it's no
surprise that going to the top is a popular box to tick on many a visitor's
checklist. But paying £25 just to take the elevator to the crowded viewing
platform? Don't do it. Instead, go to one of the bars at the top of the Shard
and spend that money on cocktails. The panoramic views are just as good and the
cocktails are great. But avoid Friday nights if you want to eat there because
it’s crowded and very noisy and if you must go on a Friday then be sure to book
a table well in advance.
5.
Riding the Bus down Oxford Street
London
red buses are an international icon, and it makes sense that anyone would want
to ride one. Just don't ride it down Oxford Street. What sounds like a fun
idea is actually a painfully slow, frustrating and unexciting experience. Take
a bus down any other street in London—for the same experience, it will go much
more smoothly. Just be sure it’s during the day and seat upstairs. There isn’t much
to see form downstairs.
6.
The London Eye
I
have been on the London eye twice. Once just to check it off my list and then with
my children just to check off their list. It’s fun for a few minutes then the
novelty wears off and you're stuck in your pod with up to 25 other
people, making your way round for the rest of the half hour. And the views are
not that great. You’ll be better off admiring the Eye from afar whilst taking a
stroll on the Victoria Embankment.
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