1. The Zero-Inhibitions Sex
This sex is when you totally let go
and let your wild child out. You'll try things you haven't had the guts to before,
and drive both you and your partner completely wild.
2. The make-up sex that is totally worth
the Fight
Some of the best sex Seyi and I
have had is just after a fight. Sometimes I find that when I’m most mad at him
is when I want him the most. I mean we'll be in the middle of a fight and I’ll be
thinking “I want him so bad now”.
3. Sex That's So Good You
Accidentally Break Things
This brings back memories of me,
Seyi, a shower curtain and a shower curtain pole. This is sex when you're so out of your mind with
pleasure that you have pretty much no control over where your hands, feet and
other body parts go. So the lamp is shattered, your shower curtain is ripped,
your headboard is broken, your bed is broken, your report that’s due tomorrow
is ruined and your laptop is fried after that glass of water dropped on it.
4. Morning Sex That Makes You Late
for Work
This guarantees you’ll come into
work all flustered, with a stupid grin on your face and feeling very naughty.
5. The
OMG-I-Can't-Believe-I-Did-That Sex
They say when you are old you regret the
things you didn’t do not the things you did do. So whether its sex in the car,
when you have guests round or on a plane, something that excites you as
much as it makes you nervous, just do it. Whether it ends up being totally awesome or
absolutely awful, you can cross if off your list that you did it.
6. Goodbye Sex
When you’re going to be apart from each other for
a while this will be slightly soul crushing but extra passionate, and it'll be
good.
7. Sex with THAT Soundtrack
First of all, if you don't have that song yet,
you know, the one you makes feel all loved up, gooey inside and naughty all at the same time,
you need to go out and find it, stat. Have
it on while you're getting it down and it will be the best ever. Mine is sexual
healing by Marvin Gaye and it gets me every time. Copyright June's Secrets 2015
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