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Saturday 18 April 2015

8 Things Most Woman Have Thought During Sex! Has your mind gone there, too.




 






1."Wow, he really knows what he's doing—I wonder who taught him that?" Hey, you can't help but get a little curious when a guy is really amazing with his hands, mouth, or hips.

2."Is this dude seriously not going to return the favor?" Yeah pleasing your husband is great but if we’re honest its not always an entirely selfless move. You know the saying, “it’s better to give than to receive” Yeah don’t think they were talking about blowjobs.

 3."Wait—was that my phone?" Text, facebook, twitter, linkedIn, email,freetone, viber, Skype, bbm or whatsapp? Wonder who it is, wonder if it’s urgent. I am dying to know! WHY ON EARTH AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW, FOCUS?

4."OK, that's definitely a move he saw in porn." We're all about experimenting and trying new positions, but there are certain requests or contortions that are so obviously coming from a clip he watched earlier.

5."No, no, no don't finish yet!" It's just a cruel joke that men are generally able to orgasm more quickly than women. Even with a warm-up, we may not hit the finish line before they do. And why is it always right when you're getting into an omg-this-feels-amazing groove that the guy is right there. Oh well, there's always round two.
6."Are you there yet? No? actually now this is taking a while and I have stuff to do. " There's also the flipside to timing issues, when you're totally satisfied and your partner is the one holding up the show. We know we should be patient—just like we'd want them to be, I find this usually occurs when round two starts a few minutes after round one.
7. How are you asleep already?!" It never ceases to amaze me the way he tends to slowly drift off to sleep straight after. How is this even possible? I'm not even mad—I'm impressed.
8. "I really hope the kids don't suspect what we are up to." You know when you and your hubby decide to live dangerously and have a quickie in the bathroom whilst the kids are watching TV in the next room? And then one of them comes  and knocks on the door wanting to use the bathroom......
Can you add any more???????
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