1."Wow,
he really knows what he's doing—I wonder who taught him that?" Hey, you can't help but get a little
curious when a guy is really amazing with his hands, mouth, or hips.
2."Is
this dude seriously not going to return the favor?" Yeah pleasing your husband is great but
if we’re honest its not always an entirely selfless move. You know the saying,
“it’s better to give than to receive” Yeah don’t think they were talking about
blowjobs.
3."Wait—was
that my phone?" Text, facebook, twitter, linkedIn, email,freetone, viber, Skype, bbm or whatsapp? Wonder who it is, wonder
if it’s urgent. I am dying to know! WHY ON EARTH AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS
RIGHT NOW, FOCUS?
4."OK,
that's definitely a move he saw in porn." We're all about experimenting and trying new
positions, but there are certain requests or contortions that are so obviously
coming from a clip he watched earlier.
5."No,
no, no don't finish yet!" It's just a cruel joke that men are generally able to orgasm more quickly
than women. Even with a warm-up, we may not hit the finish line before they do.
And why is it always right when you're getting into an omg-this-feels-amazing
groove that the guy is right there. Oh well, there's always round two.
6."Are
you there yet? No? actually now this is taking a while and I have stuff to
do. " There's also
the flipside to timing issues, when you're totally satisfied and your partner
is the one holding up the show. We know we should be patient—just like we'd
want them to be, I find this usually occurs when round two starts a few minutes
after round one.
7. How
are you asleep already?!" It never ceases to amaze me the way he tends to slowly drift off to sleep
straight after. How is this even possible? I'm not even mad—I'm impressed.
8. "I really hope the kids don't suspect
what we are up to." You know when you and your hubby decide to live
dangerously and have a quickie in the bathroom whilst the kids are watching TV
in the next room? And then one of them comes and knocks on the door
wanting to use the bathroom......
Can you add any
more???????
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